The Johnson Variant

Hi Folks, Boris here, I have got to level with you, I can't beat this Fuc***g coronavirus, and after 18 months of dithering and blundering , following the science 4 weeks later, doing too little too late, quite frankly I am bored with the whole thing. The economy is in ruins, the health of the nation is in tatters, even the vaccine rollout is not the 7th Cavalry I trusted it would be. So people of our Great Global Britain, you will have to take it on the chin, if a few more of you get ill and die, well get on with it, live and let die, that's what I say. From your Excellency the Crime Minister, BodyBagBoris.