AND Here is the BBC, British Broadcasting on behalf of the Conservatives. Your line up today……….
Your illustrious Prime Minister - the Right Horrible Richy Sunak- has been playing dinghies in the English Channel with his French counterparts, giving them more taxpayers’ money, from the magic money tree but there is no money for strikers, because they don’t deserve it, and the British People want the dinghies punctured, with refugees deported anywhere even Antarctica without a jumper, gloves and a woolly scarf.
There will be more on this story on the 6 0’Clock News presented by Cruella CowardlyWoman, who will be giving full coverage of your Glorious Government’s intent on stopping the invasion of millions of illegal foreigners and defying world opinion and treaties, by being illegal with their laws. And in case you missed it Cruella will be repeated on all Bulletins throughout the day.
In a change to advertised programmes, Nadine and Boris will present the Sport and Match of the Day, as these leftie loony sportsmen need to be taught a lesson or two about Conservative Broadcasting and the right to have their own opinion….not so. They should stick to scoring own goals like the Government and the BBC.
The BBC has also withdrawn any environment documentaries criticising the Glorious Government attack on nature, bees and butterflies with uncontrolled pesticides and pollution. Climate Change will in future be denied.
Laura Kuenssberg and Fiona Bruce will continue to give you the Government propaganda and silence any loony lefties in their studios.
Rest assured any loony leftie presenter like Gary red card Linekar and Emily Maitlis
will not have the right to breath or speak anywhere unless we at the BBC sanction it in advance. None of this social media rubbish, we are State Controlled Broadcaster and they work, live, breath under our VAR controls.
In comedy there is no right to tell jokes about the government and their supporters. It has been deemed unfunny. The Mash Report sticking up for loon lefty journalists has again been scrapped, censored for your own well being, so you are not confused.
The Weather is presented by the beautiful Thérèse Coffey, and will give the latest updates on snow falling on every tomato field in Europe, thus showing the unfairness to blame Supermarkets and Brexit. In Fact BBC Script Computers have been programmed to delete any mention of the B word.
Our esteemed new weather girl will also be presenting a new Cookery series live from the Suffolk Coast with her co host 30p Lee, bringing you all the culinary delights of British root vegetables, including cheese and turnip sarnies ....yummy, luvly jubbly.
These changes to our normal programmes, at the behest of our bosses appointed by our Glorious Government, are necessary for impartiality and balance as long as it is the views of the extreme right wing fascist dictators on state controlled TV.
Now are you sitting comfortably, prepare to be brain washed sheep.
That WAS the BBC. Baa Baa Baa
Epilogue. Your BBC is funded by YOU the licence payer.
Muting the Mutiny of the Day Football presenter Gary Lineker compared UK government refugee policy to that of German fascism. He was commenting on a Twitter video of home secretary Suella Braverman’s plans to stop boats coming to Britain:
There is no huge influx. We take far fewer refugees than other major European countries. This is just an immeasurably cruel policy directed at the most vulnerable people in language that is not dissimilar to that used by Germany in the 30s, and I’m out of order?— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) March 7, 2023
Good heavens, this is beyond awful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlMBkQrADvQ When the Govt, has no plan for housing, education, job vacancies, infrastructure, public services, it has to blame someone else.....err refugees.... they cannot answer
When is the BBC impartial, when it suits themselves
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